The Five Best Wastes of Money this Christmas

01:00 January 01, 1970
By: Lexie Kirkwood

Christmas is always an expensive time of year. If you're looking to spend an extra-ridiculous amount of money this year, here are five options for the extravagant and fiscally irresponsible!

1. Nativity Bling 

The Five Best Wastes of Money this Christmas

Why settle for a basic nativity scene this year, when Bergdorf Goodman is producing a baby Jesus, Mary and Joseph set made with Swarovski® crystals. Yours for only $3,400. (The price of approximately 85 non-bejeweled sets). Buy it here!

2. Moschino Disaster 

The Five Best Wastes of Money this Christmas

If you've got $500 dollars and a love of ugly Christmas sweaters, look no furthur! Available in most department stores, this heinous creation beats a thrift store find any day. Buy it here

3. $10,000 in Pink Pine!

The Five Best Wastes of Money this Christmas

 This tree goes for a cool $9,993.50 on Amazon, or at least it did in 2014 - hopefully with a return to the interweb market this year. In defense of this absurdly priced holiday decoration, it is both pre-lit and reusable. View it here

4. Little Blue Very Expensive Cracker

Pricing just under $300K, (depending on how the US dollar is doing against the Euro for this UK Tiffany's-based Christmas accessory) this cracker boasts the title of most expensive. Who wouldn't rather find a collection of diamonds and jewelry instead of more useless confetti? Buy here.

The Five Best Wastes of Money this Christmas

 

5. Some help for your sleigh!

Reindeerfarm.com offers shipping to much of the US, and offer female and male reindeer in the price range of $1,500 - $3,500. Not garunteed to fly, but can certainly pull a landboud Santa around this holiday season. Available here

Reindeer sleigh ride Kuusamo Lapland

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