Ever heard of breadfacing? Neither have we.
The term that by all linguistic and sensical standards should not be a thing refers to the act of rubbing one's face in a pile of bread. Seriously, there is no way I could possibly make this up – EVER.
The New York Times has been covering this for a hot minute now, ever since an anonymous woman begin posting images of herself taking part in the act on Instagram. She now has 36,000 followers and counting.
Why does she do it? Well, why the hell not? Apprarently it was just something she had the urge to do one day and has continued to indulge in ever since.
While not nearly as disturbing as bagelheading (another nauseauting neologism born from stupidity), it is equally as dumb.