Theme Park Seeks Professional Panda Impersonators

If you're looking for a job that requires you to "be able to sit around and act lazy for the majority of the day," "have [your] every need pandered to" and "enjoy being admired for several hours a day," perhaps you should look into relocating to the United Kingdom. Chessington World of Adventures Resort, a theme park in Surrey, wants employees for their new "Pandamonium" show coming to the resort in the spring. Although the ad is somewhat unclear, as seen here on UPI, it does profess to be "an un-bear-lievable job opportunity!"