Because writing down your password and storing it somewhere safe is so basic that the laws of common sense practically emplode on themselves, PayPal has come up with what is clearly the most logical solution: storing it in an ingestible microchip. That's right. According to The Daily Beast, all you need to do is pop a pill every now and again, and whenever you are near a computer your belly sends a signal to your device du jour, logging you in. It's like a digital belch—or a cyber fart—shared between man and machine...a giant leap in the evolution of human laziness. Anyone who has seen a Terminator film (see also Robocop, I Robot, Invasion of the Body Snatchers, Universal Soldier, etc.) knows this can't end well.