Morrissey's Bad Sex Award is None of Your Business

16:00 December 02, 2015
By: Staff

Former The Smiths frontman, solo-artist, and Olympic-class moper Morrissey has been bestowed with an annual award for the poorest quality writing about sex. Judges spotlighted the following head-scratcher of a passage describing an intimate encounter between lovers from the musician’s first novel, “List of the Lost,” as justification for his nomination: " [they] rolled together into the one giggling snowball of full-figured copulation."

Wow.

The AP reports Morrissey is the 23rd winner of this back-handed prestige courtesy of the Literary Review magazine, presented for “"poorly written, perfunctory or redundant passages of sexual description.”

 

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