A Cedar Rapids, Ia. man should have made a run for the border while he had the chance.
The Taco Bell employee was arrested after authorities got a tip that he was running an active meth lab out of the franchise. According to KWWL.com, the man confessed to running the lab so he could stay high all the time.
In his defense, he probably stayed up long enough to enjoy breakfast through fourth meal. It's hard to say what could have killed him first: the meth, or the cat-food grade meat.