Americas only hope against ISIS; Shaggy

19:00 July 08, 2015
By: Mickey Delucia

World renowned reggae star Shaggy has been deeply troubled by the actions of ISIS and has put a plan of action in motion to stop them. That plan of action being getting the militants to listen to more of Shaggy's music (to promote peace and harmony with sexual tunes of yesteryear) and to get stoned on Jamaican weed (actually might work).

Speaking to the Miami New Times , he said: "ISIS can go f*** themselves. That's some crazy shit what they're doing. It's horrible, man.

"I get someone having a cause. I get somebody fighting for their cause. And I get that people struggle; I get that they suffer. But how does that justify killing your brother?

"If you're able to cut a man's head off, you're sick. But right, music evokes emotion. So if they're listening to Shaggy music or reggae music, they're not going to want to cut somebody's head off." (solid deduction Shaggy)

"They need to bag some Jamaican weed and distribute it amongst ISIS. I guarantee there won't be any more wars out there."

I don't know Shaggy, I think ISIS may be a little too far gone to be persuaded against their ways by a couple of fat spliffs and reggae beats, but your attempts are admirable, keep it up.

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