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Google Gl[ass]

20:30 January 20, 2015
By: 2Fik

Funny that the one accessory that can single-handedly guarantee that you won’t get laid if you wear it possesses the greatest perve potential. Just in case you doubted this, the New York Daily News reported that an app called Glance allows users to see what their partner sees during sex. The app can also record both viewers experiences…because, you know, saving this kind of thing to a mobile device is always a bright idea. The tasteful app even comes with its own safe-words: saying “Ok, Glass, it’s time” lets the device know to begin recording; “Ok, Glass, pull out,” instructs it to stop…classy! How could this possibly spoil the mood?

Assuming a Google Glass wearer can actually find someone to have sex with them, much less get that person to don a pair of these narcissistic geek-goggles, you’d think the experience wouldn’t be all that unique for them…most should be accustomed to having sex with themselves by now.

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