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Carneyvale at BUKU
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Retro Electro
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Kendrick Lamar
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Slo-Mo CD Shattering
object(SelectQuery)#89 (11) { ["fromTable":"SelectQuery":private]=> string(4) "page" ["fromAlias":"SelectQuery":private]=> string(4) "page" ["joins":protected]=> array(4) { [0]=> string(4) "page" [1]=> string(5) "image" [2]=> string(8) "category" [3]=> string(4) "user" } ["isSmartJoinEnabled":protected]=> bool(true) ["fpdo":"BaseQuery":private]=> object(FluentPDO)#60 (3) { ["pdo":"FluentPDO":private]=> object(PDO)#14 (0) { } ["structure":"FluentPDO":private]=> object(FluentStructure)#68 (2) { ["primaryKey":"FluentStructure":private]=> string(2) "id" ["foreignKey":"FluentStructure":private]=> string(5) "%s_id" } ["debug"]=> NULL } ["clauses":protected]=> array(10) { ["SELECT"]=> string(2) ", " ["FROM"]=> NULL ["JOIN"]=> array(2) { [0]=> *RECURSION* [1]=> string(13) "getClauseJoin" } ["WHERE"]=> string(5) " AND " ["GROUP BY"]=> string(1) "," ["HAVING"]=> string(5) " AND " ["ORDER BY"]=> string(2) ", " ["LIMIT"]=> NULL ["OFFSET"]=> NULL [" --"]=> string(3) " --" } ["result":"BaseQuery":private]=> object(PDOStatement)#29 (1) { ["queryString"]=> string(864) "SELECT page.pageid, page.sitepageid, page.pagetitle, page.pagemaincontent, page.pagevideolink, page.pagevideotype, page.pageparent, page.pagecategory, page.pagegallerylocation, page.titletag, page.metadesc, page.custom, page.custom2, page.custom3, page.custom4, page.custom5, page.custom6, page.url, page.pagelayout, page.pagelayoutparameters, imagefile, imagecaption, imagewidth, imageheight, category.pagetitle as categorytitle, userfirst, userlast FROM page LEFT JOIN image ON image.imagesourcerecord = page.pageid and image.imageintrash = 0 and image.in_cdn = 1 LEFT JOIN page as category on category.pageid = page.custom6 LEFT JOIN user ON user.userid = page.pagelastedituser WHERE page.siteid = ? AND page.pagelive = ? AND page.pageintrash = ? AND page.published = ? AND page.custom6 IN ('44821') GROUP BY page.pageid ORDER BY page.publishdate DESC LIMIT 4" } ["time":"BaseQuery":private]=> float(0.060642957687378) ["object":"BaseQuery":private]=> bool(false) ["statements":protected]=> array(10) { ["SELECT"]=> array(27) { [0]=> string(11) "page.pageid" [1]=> string(15) "page.sitepageid" [2]=> string(14) "page.pagetitle" [3]=> string(20) "page.pagemaincontent" [4]=> string(18) "page.pagevideolink" [5]=> string(18) "page.pagevideotype" [6]=> string(15) "page.pageparent" [7]=> string(17) "page.pagecategory" [8]=> string(24) "page.pagegallerylocation" [9]=> string(13) "page.titletag" [10]=> string(13) "page.metadesc" [11]=> string(11) "page.custom" [12]=> string(12) "page.custom2" [13]=> string(12) "page.custom3" [14]=> string(12) "page.custom4" [15]=> string(12) "page.custom5" [16]=> string(12) "page.custom6" [17]=> string(8) "page.url" [18]=> string(15) "page.pagelayout" [19]=> string(25) "page.pagelayoutparameters" [20]=> string(9) "imagefile" [21]=> string(12) "imagecaption" [22]=> string(10) "imagewidth" [23]=> string(11) "imageheight" [24]=> string(35) "category.pagetitle as categorytitle" [25]=> string(9) "userfirst" [26]=> string(8) "userlast" } ["FROM"]=> string(4) "page" ["JOIN"]=> array(3) { [0]=> string(105) " LEFT JOIN image ON image.imagesourcerecord = page.pageid and image.imageintrash = 0 and image.in_cdn = 1" [1]=> string(61) " LEFT JOIN page as category on category.pageid = page.custom6" [2]=> string(54) " LEFT JOIN user ON user.userid = page.pagelastedituser" } ["WHERE"]=> array(5) { [0]=> string(15) "page.siteid = ?" [1]=> string(17) "page.pagelive = ?" [2]=> string(20) "page.pageintrash = ?" [3]=> string(18) "page.published = ?" [4]=> string(25) "page.custom6 IN ('44821')" } ["GROUP BY"]=> array(1) { [0]=> string(11) "page.pageid" } ["HAVING"]=> array(0) { } ["ORDER BY"]=> array(1) { [0]=> string(21) "page.publishdate DESC" } ["LIMIT"]=> string(1) "4" ["OFFSET"]=> NULL [" --"]=> array(0) { } } ["parameters":protected]=> array(10) { ["SELECT"]=> array(0) { } ["FROM"]=> NULL ["JOIN"]=> array(0) { } ["WHERE"]=> array(4) { [0]=> string(2) "13" [1]=> string(4) "live" [2]=> string(1) "0" [3]=> string(3) "yes" } ["GROUP BY"]=> array(0) { } ["HAVING"]=> array(0) { } ["ORDER BY"]=> array(0) { } ["LIMIT"]=> array(0) { } ["OFFSET"]=> NULL [" --"]=> array(0) { } } }
Ed Sheeran Surprise
object(SelectQuery)#89 (11) { ["fromTable":"SelectQuery":private]=> string(4) "page" ["fromAlias":"SelectQuery":private]=> string(4) "page" ["joins":protected]=> array(4) { [0]=> string(4) "page" [1]=> string(5) "image" [2]=> string(8) "category" [3]=> string(4) "user" } ["isSmartJoinEnabled":protected]=> bool(true) ["fpdo":"BaseQuery":private]=> object(FluentPDO)#60 (3) { ["pdo":"FluentPDO":private]=> object(PDO)#14 (0) { } ["structure":"FluentPDO":private]=> object(FluentStructure)#68 (2) { ["primaryKey":"FluentStructure":private]=> string(2) "id" ["foreignKey":"FluentStructure":private]=> string(5) "%s_id" } ["debug"]=> NULL } ["clauses":protected]=> array(10) { ["SELECT"]=> string(2) ", " ["FROM"]=> NULL ["JOIN"]=> array(2) { [0]=> *RECURSION* [1]=> string(13) "getClauseJoin" } ["WHERE"]=> string(5) " AND " ["GROUP BY"]=> string(1) "," ["HAVING"]=> string(5) " AND " ["ORDER BY"]=> string(2) ", " ["LIMIT"]=> NULL ["OFFSET"]=> NULL [" --"]=> string(3) " --" } ["result":"BaseQuery":private]=> object(PDOStatement)#29 (1) { ["queryString"]=> string(864) "SELECT page.pageid, page.sitepageid, page.pagetitle, page.pagemaincontent, page.pagevideolink, page.pagevideotype, page.pageparent, page.pagecategory, page.pagegallerylocation, page.titletag, page.metadesc, page.custom, page.custom2, page.custom3, page.custom4, page.custom5, page.custom6, page.url, page.pagelayout, page.pagelayoutparameters, imagefile, imagecaption, imagewidth, imageheight, category.pagetitle as categorytitle, userfirst, userlast FROM page LEFT JOIN image ON image.imagesourcerecord = page.pageid and image.imageintrash = 0 and image.in_cdn = 1 LEFT JOIN page as category on category.pageid = page.custom6 LEFT JOIN user ON user.userid = page.pagelastedituser WHERE page.siteid = ? AND page.pagelive = ? AND page.pageintrash = ? AND page.published = ? AND page.custom6 IN ('44821') GROUP BY page.pageid ORDER BY page.publishdate DESC LIMIT 4" } ["time":"BaseQuery":private]=> float(0.060642957687378) ["object":"BaseQuery":private]=> bool(false) ["statements":protected]=> array(10) { ["SELECT"]=> array(27) { [0]=> string(11) "page.pageid" [1]=> string(15) "page.sitepageid" [2]=> string(14) "page.pagetitle" [3]=> string(20) "page.pagemaincontent" [4]=> string(18) "page.pagevideolink" [5]=> string(18) "page.pagevideotype" [6]=> string(15) "page.pageparent" [7]=> string(17) "page.pagecategory" [8]=> string(24) "page.pagegallerylocation" [9]=> string(13) "page.titletag" [10]=> string(13) "page.metadesc" [11]=> string(11) "page.custom" [12]=> string(12) "page.custom2" [13]=> string(12) "page.custom3" [14]=> string(12) "page.custom4" [15]=> string(12) "page.custom5" [16]=> string(12) "page.custom6" [17]=> string(8) "page.url" [18]=> string(15) "page.pagelayout" [19]=> string(25) "page.pagelayoutparameters" [20]=> string(9) "imagefile" [21]=> string(12) "imagecaption" [22]=> string(10) "imagewidth" [23]=> string(11) "imageheight" [24]=> string(35) "category.pagetitle as categorytitle" [25]=> string(9) "userfirst" [26]=> string(8) "userlast" } ["FROM"]=> string(4) "page" ["JOIN"]=> array(3) { [0]=> string(105) " LEFT JOIN image ON image.imagesourcerecord = page.pageid and image.imageintrash = 0 and image.in_cdn = 1" [1]=> string(61) " LEFT JOIN page as category on category.pageid = page.custom6" [2]=> string(54) " LEFT JOIN user ON user.userid = page.pagelastedituser" } ["WHERE"]=> array(5) { [0]=> string(15) "page.siteid = ?" [1]=> string(17) "page.pagelive = ?" [2]=> string(20) "page.pageintrash = ?" [3]=> string(18) "page.published = ?" [4]=> string(25) "page.custom6 IN ('44821')" } ["GROUP BY"]=> array(1) { [0]=> string(11) "page.pageid" } ["HAVING"]=> array(0) { } ["ORDER BY"]=> array(1) { [0]=> string(21) "page.publishdate DESC" } ["LIMIT"]=> string(1) "4" ["OFFSET"]=> NULL [" --"]=> array(0) { } } ["parameters":protected]=> array(10) { ["SELECT"]=> array(0) { } ["FROM"]=> NULL ["JOIN"]=> array(0) { } ["WHERE"]=> array(4) { [0]=> string(2) "13" [1]=> string(4) "live" [2]=> string(1) "0" [3]=> string(3) "yes" } ["GROUP BY"]=> array(0) { } ["HAVING"]=> array(0) { } ["ORDER BY"]=> array(0) { } ["LIMIT"]=> array(0) { } ["OFFSET"]=> NULL [" --"]=> array(0) { } } }
Typical Coworkers
object(SelectQuery)#89 (11) { ["fromTable":"SelectQuery":private]=> string(4) "page" ["fromAlias":"SelectQuery":private]=> string(4) "page" ["joins":protected]=> array(4) { [0]=> string(4) "page" [1]=> string(5) "image" [2]=> string(8) "category" [3]=> string(4) "user" } ["isSmartJoinEnabled":protected]=> bool(true) ["fpdo":"BaseQuery":private]=> object(FluentPDO)#60 (3) { ["pdo":"FluentPDO":private]=> object(PDO)#14 (0) { } ["structure":"FluentPDO":private]=> object(FluentStructure)#68 (2) { ["primaryKey":"FluentStructure":private]=> string(2) "id" ["foreignKey":"FluentStructure":private]=> string(5) "%s_id" } ["debug"]=> NULL } ["clauses":protected]=> array(10) { ["SELECT"]=> string(2) ", " ["FROM"]=> NULL ["JOIN"]=> array(2) { [0]=> *RECURSION* [1]=> string(13) "getClauseJoin" } ["WHERE"]=> string(5) " AND " ["GROUP BY"]=> string(1) "," ["HAVING"]=> string(5) " AND " ["ORDER BY"]=> string(2) ", " ["LIMIT"]=> NULL ["OFFSET"]=> NULL [" --"]=> string(3) " --" } ["result":"BaseQuery":private]=> object(PDOStatement)#29 (1) { ["queryString"]=> string(864) "SELECT page.pageid, page.sitepageid, page.pagetitle, page.pagemaincontent, page.pagevideolink, page.pagevideotype, page.pageparent, page.pagecategory, page.pagegallerylocation, page.titletag, page.metadesc, page.custom, page.custom2, page.custom3, page.custom4, page.custom5, page.custom6, page.url, page.pagelayout, page.pagelayoutparameters, imagefile, imagecaption, imagewidth, imageheight, category.pagetitle as categorytitle, userfirst, userlast FROM page LEFT JOIN image ON image.imagesourcerecord = page.pageid and image.imageintrash = 0 and image.in_cdn = 1 LEFT JOIN page as category on category.pageid = page.custom6 LEFT JOIN user ON user.userid = page.pagelastedituser WHERE page.siteid = ? AND page.pagelive = ? AND page.pageintrash = ? AND page.published = ? AND page.custom6 IN ('44821') GROUP BY page.pageid ORDER BY page.publishdate DESC LIMIT 4" } ["time":"BaseQuery":private]=> float(0.060642957687378) ["object":"BaseQuery":private]=> bool(false) ["statements":protected]=> array(10) { ["SELECT"]=> array(27) { [0]=> string(11) "page.pageid" [1]=> string(15) "page.sitepageid" [2]=> string(14) "page.pagetitle" [3]=> string(20) "page.pagemaincontent" [4]=> string(18) "page.pagevideolink" [5]=> string(18) "page.pagevideotype" [6]=> string(15) "page.pageparent" [7]=> string(17) "page.pagecategory" [8]=> string(24) "page.pagegallerylocation" [9]=> string(13) "page.titletag" [10]=> string(13) "page.metadesc" [11]=> string(11) "page.custom" [12]=> string(12) "page.custom2" [13]=> string(12) "page.custom3" [14]=> string(12) "page.custom4" [15]=> string(12) "page.custom5" [16]=> string(12) "page.custom6" [17]=> string(8) "page.url" [18]=> string(15) "page.pagelayout" [19]=> string(25) "page.pagelayoutparameters" [20]=> string(9) "imagefile" [21]=> string(12) "imagecaption" [22]=> string(10) "imagewidth" [23]=> string(11) "imageheight" [24]=> string(35) "category.pagetitle as categorytitle" [25]=> string(9) "userfirst" [26]=> string(8) "userlast" } ["FROM"]=> string(4) "page" ["JOIN"]=> array(3) { [0]=> string(105) " LEFT JOIN image ON image.imagesourcerecord = page.pageid and image.imageintrash = 0 and image.in_cdn = 1" [1]=> string(61) " LEFT JOIN page as category on category.pageid = page.custom6" [2]=> string(54) " LEFT JOIN user ON user.userid = page.pagelastedituser" } ["WHERE"]=> array(5) { [0]=> string(15) "page.siteid = ?" [1]=> string(17) "page.pagelive = ?" [2]=> string(20) "page.pageintrash = ?" [3]=> string(18) "page.published = ?" [4]=> string(25) "page.custom6 IN ('44821')" } ["GROUP BY"]=> array(1) { [0]=> string(11) "page.pageid" } ["HAVING"]=> array(0) { } ["ORDER BY"]=> array(1) { [0]=> string(21) "page.publishdate DESC" } ["LIMIT"]=> string(1) "4" ["OFFSET"]=> NULL [" --"]=> array(0) { } } ["parameters":protected]=> array(10) { ["SELECT"]=> array(0) { } ["FROM"]=> NULL ["JOIN"]=> array(0) { } ["WHERE"]=> array(4) { [0]=> string(2) "13" [1]=> string(4) "live" [2]=> string(1) "0" [3]=> string(3) "yes" } ["GROUP BY"]=> array(0) { } ["HAVING"]=> array(0) { } ["ORDER BY"]=> array(0) { } ["LIMIT"]=> array(0) { } ["OFFSET"]=> NULL [" --"]=> array(0) { } } }
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